[JohnnyZ]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......Kim........

A white dude his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big * * and a hurricane tongue

I like to think I inspired both those verses in some way. Kind of a half and half thing.

[Selkie]

The rule of thumb is that only inch worms pretend they're endowed.