Posted on 04/25/2005 10:57:25 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback
Dear Friend,
I am Mrs. Suha ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his death and even prior to the announcement,I have been thrown into a state of antagonism,confusion, humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to physical and sychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.
You must have heard over the media reports on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government. In fact thetotal sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As the Moslem community has no regards for women,that is my desire for a foreign assistance.
I have deposited the sum of 20 million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement is known to you and my personal Attorney.He might be dealing with you directly for security reasons as the case may be.
In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your Percentage share of he $20,000,000 that will be kept in your position for a while and invested in your name for my trust In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs Suha Arafat
The best part of this is that the person who wrote this is counting on somebody to say to themselves, "Well, this isn't one of those Nigerian scams, it's from somebody I can trust: The widow of the father of modern terrorism!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
A little appetizer for the Caption-A-Rama fans!
LOL
When you get the money, what are you planning on doing with it. /sarcasm
I'm not accusing you of anything, but how exactly did she get your email address? Is there something you need to tell us?
:)
The really creepy ones are the ones where they know my last name, and invent a car or plane crash where my rich relative died. Sometimes they actually chance upon a real name of a real relative, and I get all excited thinking that somebody really did leave me $16 million US dollars! Then I find out they're still alive and not rich, which bums me out.
Y'all have got to see this!!
I tell ya, you make a few "baby's got back" jokes about somebody in the Caption-A-Rama, and they start thinking you're old buddies!
HA! LOL! :D
"Big Money Opportunity Ping!!!" or maybe it should be filed under the "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up Ping!!!"
I'll keep a couple of million, but I'll send the rest to Jewish charities, and to send a pizza to every checkpoint crew in the Israeli Army.
Thanks for the warning, I believe that e mail may have given me AIDS.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
"I'll keep a couple of million, but I'll send the rest to Jewish charities, and to send a pizza to every checkpoint crew in the Israeli Army."
Make sure it is Richies Pizza.
"Well, this isn't one of those Nigerian scams, it's from somebody
I can trust: The widow of the father of modern terrorism!"
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Oak Hay... since it's not a Nigerian scam, where do I sign up to
decapitate a big bunch of Islamofascict Muzzle-em murdering
monsters... via email ??? ;-))
You know, I think the only way they could top this is to send me one from Yasser himself: Dear Friend, As they say, you can't take it with you, and I couldn't. So I'd like you to get it out of the bank for me, and we only need a small security deposit of..."
I thought this all was caused by Yassar sleeping with his security detail and other young boys.
Don't forget to send some to Jim Rob for FR, or the Viking Kitties may come after you. LOL
When you are all rich, don't forget the little people.
Your'e lucky. Everytime I get an email like that another relative I never heard of had died.
I received this very e-mail about two weeks ago. Afraid a note from Suha wasn't the right come-on for me.
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