DFU SONG: Hill Street Blues (DemocRATS suck)

DFU SONGS | 4-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

I bet you thought that the theme to Hill Street Blues was an instrumental. Not a chance. If you missed the lyrics, enjoy them.

MIDI - HILL STREET BLUES

(musical intro)

Willy sucks, Rodham sucks
Chester Carville and the DU suck
Timmy Robbins and Ann Lewis suck
Ms. Garafolo, Joe Conason and buttboys like Gene Lyons
All really have sucked big time

Barney Frank SUCKS FOR SURE

Teddy sucks, Conyers sucks
Amanpour and Walter Cronkite suck

Fonda, Franken, and Begala suck
Lanny sucks, Kendall sucks
Barbra Streisand sucks

(lengthy musical interlude to 1:58)

Schumer sucks, Baldwin sucks
Harry Reid and Hairplugs Biden suck

Sheila Jackson Lee and Waxman suck
Michael Moore, the world's biggest slob,
He really sucks so much that there is just nothing left, left to suck, left to suck

Woodruff sucks, Boxer sucks
Maureen Dowd and Perky Katie suck
Waters sucks, of course, McKinney sucks
Jesse sucks, Kerry sucks, and Pelosi sucks and sucks and sucks and sucks

[doug from upland]

I suspect that you will not be able to get this tune out of your head for awhile.

[doug from upland]

Ping

[South40]

Kerry and Boxer in the last verse?

I guess you saved the worst for last.

But, you started with Phat Teddy.

I'm confused.

[doug from upland]

I wanted a good start with the Clintons and then a big finish.

[South40]

Well now it all makes sense!

Good job! :-)

[steveegg]

I always knew that had lyrics. Thanks, Doug.

Just don't ask me to sing along in front of a microphoney; that would be a true phoney at the mike :-)