To: LibWhacker
Darwin award winner thwarted by police.
2 posted on
04/18/2005 2:12:06 PM PDT by
pghkevin
(Have you hugged your kids today? Have you thanked someone in the Military today?)
To: LibWhacker
Yep. Last time I did that I couldn't walk for a week.
To: LibWhacker
He's just mimicking Canada's policies towards radical islam.
To: LibWhacker
I knew a kid (18 or so) who once lay down in the road as part of a tantrum to get arrested to somehow hurt his wife's feelings. The police were called. They ran over him. He sued and settled out of court.
5 posted on
04/18/2005 2:17:38 PM PDT by
theDentist
(The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: LibWhacker
There had to be some mental illness with this person, or there is a bit stupid gene running through that family.
6 posted on
04/18/2005 2:19:22 PM PDT by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: LibWhacker
At night I always jump out into the road from behind a utility pole to wave down a passing motorist.
7 posted on
04/18/2005 2:22:40 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: LibWhacker
"Why don't we d-do it in the road!??!!"
9 posted on
04/18/2005 2:24:57 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: LibWhacker
No worries, he's got Public Health care...besides ICBC wouldn't give the guy a dime, ICBC is the government owned insurance company in BC...
MD
To: LibWhacker
These days someone trying to flag down help will probably be seen as a threat, setting others up for a carjacking. I wonder how long it will be until the carjackers pick up on the "lie down in the road" trick.
12 posted on
04/18/2005 2:38:45 PM PDT by
JimRed
("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?")
To: LibWhacker
Residing in the state with the nation's highest number of "run over while lying in the road" as I do (NC), I'm still unable to figure out just WHY these people are lying in the road. This guy claims it was to get someone to stop and help. The best theory down here is that they were highly intoxicated, got chilly and layed down on the pavement to get warm. Whatever.
To: LibWhacker
If you run out fuel, do not lay down on the road to get assistance. . . . Police were alerted to a man's body laying along the Trans Canada Highway in the predawn darkness . . . . Did Reuters actually pay for this? The reporter should be made to write on the board, a thousand times, "Do not lie down on the road."
To: LibWhacker
17 posted on
04/18/2005 3:25:43 PM PDT by
NaughtiusMaximus
(What this country needs is dirtier hands and cleaner minds.)
To: LibWhacker
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police in a Vancouver suburb issued an unusual warning to drivers on Monday: If you run out fuel, do not lay down on the road to get assistance. 
20 posted on
04/18/2005 3:44:45 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(They taunted and gloated with perverse kitty pictures....)
To: LibWhacker
There's a great Monty Python routine in here somewhere.
To: LibWhacker
This guy is about as smart as illegal aliens crossing into the US who sleep on the railroad tracks heeding the old wives tale that snakes won't go there...unfortunately not all of them wake up in time to avoid the train...
To: LibWhacker
Take it from Ward Churchill's wife, it doesn't WORK!!
26 posted on
04/18/2005 5:15:31 PM PDT by
donozark
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