1 posted on
04/14/2005 3:12:39 PM PDT by
nuconvert
To: nuconvert
Darn handy stuff, lipbalm.
2 posted on
04/14/2005 3:13:27 PM PDT by
k2blader
(Immorality bites.)
To: nuconvert
Lip Balm is our friend.
3 posted on
04/14/2005 3:14:09 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(UnnnghConscious)
To: nuconvert
Sounds like the mother of all balms.
To: nuconvert
May the balm be with you.
5 posted on
04/14/2005 3:15:01 PM PDT by
Nachum
To: nuconvert
To: nuconvert
It would appear that ChapStick is the 'balm.'
Red
9 posted on
04/14/2005 3:20:10 PM PDT by
Conservative4Ever
(God bless America...land that I love...stand beside her and guide her...)
To: nuconvert
After Jacobs' close call made the newspapers, he got a call from Wyeth Consumer Healthcare (search), makers of ChapStick. "Wyeth wants to make sure that he has ChapStick available forever," spokeswoman Heather Scherman told the Post.
The same exact thing happened to me but it involved a pint of Guinness. Honest it did.
12 posted on
04/14/2005 3:21:30 PM PDT by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: nuconvert
Yikes!!! My hubby used a tube of chapstick once to repair a fuel line until he could get his truck to the shop.
13 posted on
04/14/2005 3:21:47 PM PDT by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
To: nuconvert
Jacobs was soon to receive a case of 100 ChapSticks, the beginning of a free lifetime supply - too bad he wasn't bending over to pick up a dollar bill.
To: nuconvert; Cagey; MotleyGirl70
"Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Do you know why they call it a balm? Do you know what a balm does?"
To: nuconvert
How about this as an alternate title, "Embalmed Man Lives to Tell Tale."
18 posted on
04/14/2005 3:25:10 PM PDT by
MaryFromMichigan
(We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
To: nuconvert
LOL! Good grief, what the heck is he going to do with 100 tubes of ChapStick?! Use them for Christmas presents??!
19 posted on
04/14/2005 3:26:13 PM PDT by
Ladysmith
(Wisconsin Hunter Shootings: If you want on/off the WI Hunters ping list, please let me know.)
To: nuconvert
One guy pulled out a BB gun — which prompted the other to yank out a real handgun and get off several shots. Rule #1: Never bring a BB gun to a REAL gun fight!
20 posted on
04/14/2005 3:26:31 PM PDT by
Doomonyou
(Molon Labe! FMCDH!)
To: nuconvert
If God wanted me dead, I would be dead."
Uhmmm....like yuhhh
To: nuconvert
If he had been a farmer, might have not had the right kind with him.
To: nuconvert
WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BALM.
27 posted on
04/14/2005 5:19:57 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(Karol Jozef Wojtyla, May 18, 1920-April 2, 2005, R.I.P.)
To: nuconvert
To: nuconvert
..Lip Balm?
39 posted on
06/07/2005 5:26:27 PM PDT by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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