Almost makes you feel sorry for him, when you think what's in store for him. Then you remember what he is accused of, and lose any and all pity - if he is, indeed, guilty.
Oh you ain't kidding. This guy is gonna be walking like a duck for many years to come and his lips are gonna swell up to about the size of Angelina Jolie's.
Talk about doing hard time!
Ah, dude, that presumes a judge would actually sentence him to prison!