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Is He Johnny Gosch? (Jeff Gannon Is Johnny Gosch-DU)
The DesMoines Register ^ | April 5, 2005 | Erin Crawford

Posted on 04/05/2005 9:26:34 AM PDT by MisterRepublican

Cannot post this bizarre story because it's from Gannet. But it's about DU and their fantastical conspiracy theory that Jeff Gannon is actually Johnny Gosch, an Iowa paperboy who was kidnapped in 1982. If you thought their take on the tsunami was wacky, get a load of this.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Iowa
KEYWORDS: conspiracy; du; gosch; jeffgannon; johnnygosch; tinfoilhat; troll
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1 posted on 04/05/2005 9:26:34 AM PDT by MisterRepublican
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To: MisterRepublican

There is a 10 year age difference. It's already been discounted I believe.


2 posted on 04/05/2005 9:27:39 AM PDT by RushCrush (My tagline escapes me.)
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To: MisterRepublican

Nonsense. He's Bat Boy!


3 posted on 04/05/2005 9:29:11 AM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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Oh no! This will surely be what brings down the Evil Bush Family Empire!


4 posted on 04/05/2005 9:29:40 AM PDT by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: MisterRepublican

That might be hard one to pull off.........

Did you know that speculation is that our own DoctorZin is Michael Ledeen writing under a pseudonym? Lol. (they're not really the same person....they've actually been seen in the same room together)


5 posted on 04/05/2005 9:30:54 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: speed_addiction

ROFL, I lived in Iowa during that JG saga. These people are beyond delusional.


6 posted on 04/05/2005 9:34:07 AM PDT by traderrob6 (http://www.exposingtheleft.blogspot.com)
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To: MisterRepublican

I thought Gannon was President Bush's illegitimate son; the product of a love fling the President had with a blow-up doll back during one of his drunken rages and blackout periods.


7 posted on 04/05/2005 9:36:09 AM PDT by whereasandsoforth (Stamp out liberals with the big boot of truth)
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To: speed_addiction

DU, doing their part to diminish the Democrat party. Remember their theory about the tsunami?

The cause of the earthquake and resulting killer wave, the writer said, could be the war in Iraq. "You know, we've exploded many millions of tons of ordnance upon this poor planet," the writer said. "All that 'shock and awe' stuff we've just dumped onto the Asian part of this earth - could we have fractured something? Perhaps the earth was just reacting to something that man has done to injure it. The earth is organic, you know. It can be hurt."

http://web.mit.edu/21w.780/Materials/wild%20blog%20myths%20NYT.html


8 posted on 04/05/2005 9:36:18 AM PDT by MisterRepublican
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To: MisterRepublican

I knew I couldn't hide for long,,,,,


I'm Elvis. Thank you, Thank you very much.


9 posted on 04/05/2005 9:36:38 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: MisterRepublican

I AM Jeff Gannon.


10 posted on 04/05/2005 9:38:35 AM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans.)
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To: nuconvert

I hear that Dr. Raoul is actually President Bush.


11 posted on 04/05/2005 9:38:43 AM PDT by rabidralph (Ahhh, the internet.)
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To: MisterRepublican

They must be having a lull in conspiracy theories over there. That has been debunked ages ago. Of course knowing DU facts have little influence on their thinking so why am I surprised they are still talking about this one.


12 posted on 04/05/2005 9:41:21 AM PDT by foolscap
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To: MisterRepublican
Bwaahaha!
What a bunch of raving moon-bats.
13 posted on 04/05/2005 9:41:35 AM PDT by Condor51 (Leftists are moral and intellectual parasites - Standing Wolf)
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To: rabidralph

I AM Jeff Gannon


14 posted on 04/05/2005 9:42:02 AM PDT by duck duck goose
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To: ChadGore

Will real Jeff Gannon please stand up.


15 posted on 04/05/2005 9:42:08 AM PDT by Ambient
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To: Ambient
please stand up.
please stand up.
16 posted on 04/05/2005 9:43:31 AM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans.)
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To: MisterRepublican

I'm actually very fond of DU - they provide some of the best free entertainment around.


17 posted on 04/05/2005 9:43:42 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: MisterRepublican

That sort of crap makes me ashamed of being an MIT Alum.

That and Chomskey, of course..........


18 posted on 04/05/2005 9:45:29 AM PDT by swordfish71 (There is no storm like the PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!)
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To: rabidralph

Sshhhhhhhhhhh.............that's a secret


19 posted on 04/05/2005 9:46:40 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: MisterRepublican
Added IA to the TOPICS list for our FRiends who monitor Iowa news in the sidebar.

Instead of just scrolling past them all, please take a moment to click the applicable state on the Topics screen when posting news of local interest.

20 posted on 04/05/2005 9:47:55 AM PDT by newgeezer (No offense intended.)
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