Did you ever hear the "the dead deer bit me on the back of my GD neck" 911 call? That one is old but one of the funniest I have ever heard!
"I need to call a bambulance!" You may want to search Yahoo for "psycho ex-girlfriend phone messages." That's a hoot, too.
My favorite is the video with the guy asking for a burger and fries and the guy at Jack in the Box says they don't have any fries (he has the Jack head and the voice is either Jack Nicholson or a great imposter) so the guy asks for a coke and some fries, anyway after about 5 attempts, jack asks they guy "Who put the blue in blueberry?" the guy answers "well,,,,mother nature did" Jack says " ok, who put the straw in strawberry" the again answers "mother nature did" then jack asks "who put the freak in frenchfires?" the guy answers "there ain't no freak in french fries" and jack (in the quintisential Jack Nicholson voice) yells, "That's what I've been try'n to tell 'ya, THERE AIN'T NO FREAK'N FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!"
LOL I'd forgotten about that one.
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http://www.geeklife.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=1819
click the "bambulance" link
I need a bambulance!!
LOL! I was just thinking of that. "Well, do I get the MFin' deer or does the dog?"