To: Publius6961
sorting my socks.And where do you think all the missing socks go to? It's caused by dark energy, I'm telling you.
28 posted on
03/31/2005 5:20:27 PM PST by
mhx
To: mhx
And where do you think all the missing socks go to?Nice catch.
I was totally oblivious as to why a thread about black holes would make me think about socks...
30 posted on
03/31/2005 5:31:09 PM PST by
Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
To: mhx
where do you think all the missing socks go to?
Socks are the larval form of wire coathangers. Every time a sock disappears from your washing machine, a wire coathanger appears in your closet. This is why, every six months or so, you have to grab a big handful of them and throw them out, lest they take over your closet.
The sock manufacturers do not want you to know this.
40 posted on
03/31/2005 6:25:07 PM PST by
Nick Danger
(You can stick a fork in the Mullahs -- they're done.)
To: mhx
I once threw a frisbee that was sucked into a wormhole and never seen again.
63 posted on
03/31/2005 9:24:13 PM PST by
streetpreacher
(The fires of hell burn hot and try to destroy me, I run to your will Oh God I know you’ll restore me)
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