Koran Scholar: US Will Cease to Exist in 2007 (It's in the book!)

The Jerusalem Post ^ | March 29, 2005 | Khaled Abu Toameh

[Adrastus]

I'll tell you, I'm impressed. I'm almost overcome with the enormity of it all.

Although I have one small question. Once the US is extinct, who will these rabid hounds of hell turn on then? One another?

Big Al is not only lazy, he's non-existent. I guess after going so far as to allow them to "invent" the zero he was distracted by something of greater import.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the combination of arrogance and stupidity is an obstacle few Islamofascists will ever overcome.

[nhoward14]

I guess this means I have a limited time to join the Mile High Club.

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

Yeah, Yeah. That tsunami is going to wipe out Denver and St. Louis. And a mini-Great-Lakes-tsunami about a foot high is going to take out Chicago, Detroit, and Cleveland.

Ummm, I'm really torn here. Considering that if what you said came to pass, these "blue" states would become red overnight (and the U.S. crime rate drop precipitously), I'm not sure if I should be rooting for or against this...

[JSteff]

I hate to rain on his islamic prediction parade.. but the Mayan calendar predicts the whole world ends in 2012. Comet, not tsunami.

[Carry_Okie]

"The tsunami waves are a minor rehearsal in comparison with what awaits the US in 2007," the researcher concluded in his study. "The Holy Koran warns against the Omnipotent Allah's force. A great sin will cause a huge flood in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans."

I assume it was for re-electing Barbara Boxer.

Great! I could really do without Santa Cruz.

[doug from upland]

There is an upside. Hillary will never make it back to the White House.

[politicalwit]

"SO let's party hardy...we've got less than 2 years."

I've got a party boat...no need to stop partying because of a little water. GOT BEER?

[E=MC²]

By the laws of hydrodynamics, wouldn't huge tsunamis in the Pacific and Atlantic flood nearly EVERY country???

[Dubya-M-Dees]

This prediction can't come true soon enough for Muslim extremists.. At the rate things or going, there may not be any Islamic Fundamentalist states left by 2007...

[FlashBack]

Kinda like the nutcase that used to come into a resturant I worked at...said the world was going to end on such-and-such a day....the day finally came and went...the day after he came in for coffee like nothing happened, because NOTHING did happen!

[spinestein]

[I feel like it the C-Store owner guy from the Simpson's is saying it.]


"Worst prediction.....ever" --comic book store guy





BTW, C-store guy is drawn to look like Matt Groening.

[blam]

It's obvious he hasn't any idea how large is the land mass of the US. (Small minded fart)

Now, if he had said something about the super-volcano at Yellowstone...I'd give it some thought. That incident could totally wipe us out.

[politicalwit]

Farmers' Alamac doesn't call for an unusually wet season. End on discussion.

[Selene]

On another thread a few days ago, someone posted something about a Jihad web site "357". 3-5-7 -> 9-1-1

Does anyone remember this?

[swissmiss]

The full story references the suras this guy mined for this whopper. The lines are laughably vague, like the rest of the Koran.

[U S Army EOD]

You can go ahead and load two liberals of the same sex, they will still be happy.

[Imaverygooddriver]

Actually the US will cease to exist if Hitlery wins the election.

[nmh]

If they really believe it then how come terrorists still pursue us in the U.S. and every now and then they find a map that shows the wish to have the entire U.S. be muslim?

I think all or it is a crock of you know what.

[Peach]

We used to have a party barge. What fun.

I've got better than beer. Margueritas!!

[usgator]

You can go ahead and load two liberals of the same sex, they will still be happy.

hhhmmmm .... 2 "liberal" girls ... where's my digital recorder?  Those 40 days and 40 nights are gonna fly by!