I hate cats too.
I've always has a cat as a pet. Even In Vietnam, I had a cat, a (wild) Ocelot, who killed and ate the rats in my hooch. Look at their fantastic tendencies..stealth..deception, deceit..stalking..torture..death. What more do you want in a pet??!! Look at what they can teach you!! You wretched cat allergic people. Stand up! Learn from the cat. From the heart of Darkness. Plus, if you die, they will eat you...