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TruckerTX42
Posted on 03/27/2005 6:08:36 PM PST by TruckerTX42
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To: Skooz
141
posted on
03/27/2005 7:52:29 PM PST
by
WSGilcrest
(Tinky likes it!)
To: WestCoastGal
142
posted on
03/27/2005 7:55:11 PM PST
by
Radix
(I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.)
To: MeekOneGOP
143
posted on
03/27/2005 8:11:52 PM PST
by
grace522
(Let's not slander our intelligence to that degree)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
[ Considering your post your tag line is quite appropriate. ]
Me no think "Harmless" has me good intentions at heart..d;-]~
144
posted on
03/27/2005 8:28:33 PM PST
by
hosepipe
(This Propaganda has been edited to include not a small amount of Hyperbole..)
To: Darksheare
Agreed. But this joker is the quintessential maroon : )
145
posted on
03/27/2005 9:02:42 PM PST
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: Paul_Denton
146
posted on
03/27/2005 9:03:35 PM PST
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: carlr
147
posted on
03/27/2005 9:04:05 PM PST
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: TruckerTX42
It's gotta be hard to be stupid like you.
148
posted on
03/27/2005 9:06:04 PM PST
by
MWS
(Errare humanum est, in errore perservare stultum.)
To: TruckerTX42
Reasons you might be a Redneck...
- You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
- You ever cut your grass and found a car.
- You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
- You think the stock market has a fence around it.
- Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
- Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
- You own a homemade fur coat.
- Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
- You burn your yard rather than mow it.
- Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
- You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
- The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
- You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
- Birds are attracted to your beard.
- Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
- You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
- You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
- You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
- Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
- You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
- You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
- You clean your fingernails with a stick.
- Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
- You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
- Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
- Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
- Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
- You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
- There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
- The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
- There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
- You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
- The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
- You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
- You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
- You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
- You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
- You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
- Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
- Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
- The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
- You've ever bought a used cap.
- Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
- You pick your teeth from a catalog.
- You've ever financed a tattoo.
- You've ever stolen toilet paper.
- You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
- People hear your car a long time before they see it.
- The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
- You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
- You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
149
posted on
03/27/2005 9:13:32 PM PST
by
John Lenin
(Homosexuals are not born that way they are made by circumstance)
To: TruckerTX42
Pathetic, transparent attempt by a leftist idiot to make this site look bad. I'm happy to see the mods are on top of this troll.
150
posted on
03/27/2005 10:41:31 PM PST
by
zip
(Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
To: TruckerTX42
Thank you for impeaching yourself with your own overblown rhetoric. No further commentary necessary.
151
posted on
03/28/2005 1:06:04 AM PST
by
backhoe
(-30-)
To: international american
Thanks :) That has always been one of my favorite nuclear test images. That is Castle Bravo, the largest test ever conduted by the United States. 15 Megatons, 2/3rds bigger than the scientists who designed it predicted it would be (originally predicted to be 5 megatons but the lithium metal in the bomb contributed to the nuclear reaction and increased its yield two fold.)
152
posted on
03/28/2005 1:17:15 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The UN is UN-American! Get the UN out of the US and US out of the UN!)
To: TruckerTX42
Target accquired.
153
posted on
03/28/2005 1:21:28 AM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
To: grace522
I've added you. Thanks. :)
154
posted on
03/28/2005 2:11:24 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: GovernmentShrinker
average age of FR trolls is around 14? Actually, I think it should be DU trolls. When those of us who can stomach it go to DU, we are FR trolls.
Speaking of the ACLU, and Schiavo, I've been pondering a bumper sticker.
If you're terminal, make it count.
Retire with an ACLU member
Not subtle, but no mistaking the message. I'll work on it, improvements welcome, copyright-free.
To: TruckerTX42
My cat beseeches thee to return to the land of the unshorn armpits.
156
posted on
03/28/2005 6:21:53 AM PST
by
RushCrush
(The FReeper formerly known as Alias. "Crime does not pay...as well as politics." A. E. Newman)
To: hosepipe
I'm sorry, didn't mean to out you but it all fit together so beautifully.
I have to compliment artistry when I see it.
157
posted on
03/28/2005 11:10:03 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
To: TruckerTX42
Brilliant and insightful. Are you a professional writer?
158
posted on
03/29/2005 5:14:52 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
To: international american; Darksheare
Thought provoking post isn't it?
159
posted on
03/29/2005 5:15:39 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(dotdotdot dashdashdash dotdotdot)
To: Conspiracy Guy
160
posted on
03/29/2005 7:20:20 AM PST
by
Darksheare
("Do you believe I'm worth coming home to?")
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