[XR7]

They believe it belongs to a woman because of the long, manicured nail.

Eeeewwwwwww!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

And the finger food jokes commence....

[Land_of_Lincoln_John]

I just checked my wife's hands. All digits accounted for.

[MisterRepublican]

Is there a medical college nearby? You know they do work with corpses all the time, and given the radical nature of the liberal youth of Seattle, it wouldn't surprise me if one of the punks planted this to destroy Wendy's business.

[rockprof]

That's just lovely. I ate a chili at Wendy's yesterday!

[Darkwolf377]

Peter and Tinkerbell on the case; Search Warrant issued for Michael Jackson's Neverland...Developing...

[Arkinsaw]

Nobody has reported a finger missing. People normally do that, normally have to do that, when they have a finger loss incident. Usually, the only one who wouldn't report that would be one who physically could not report it. So the question is.....where is the rest of what used to be attached to the finger?

I think I'll pass on the Wendy's for a while.

[cmsgop]

[RichInOC]

What? I stir my margaritas with a finger when they don't come with a straw. No problem.

[Hank Rearden]

He said there have been no reports to the Occupational Safety and Health Administration of injuries at any supplier of chili ingredients to Wendy's.

Well, maybe they didn't notice. They should take finger-inventory again.

Of course, if it came from an 11-fingered someone, they may never crack this case. Justice foiled again!

[Mount Athos]

Perhaps I'm out of line for even considering the possibility, but I can't help but wonder if the woman somehow aquired the finger and planted it herself, with the aim of winning million dollar+ judgement in court.

[Bones75]

I guess the obligator "boy, they really gave him the finger" joke has been said already?

(didn't search the thread yet)

Bones

[dfwddr]

I lost a finger tip in a snowblower accident many years ago, and never found it... could this be it ???????

[Mercat]

Hello, my name is Enrico Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

[reg45]

"Here at Wendy's, there's a little bit of Wendy in everything we do!"

[MarineBrat]

[mowowie]

And i was just reading last week that business at Wendy's has been poor. I doubt this will help.

[RichInOC]

"WHERRRRRE'S THE BEEF?"

[Texas dog]

The modern world; even the chili is digital.

[armymarinemom]

They believe it belongs to a woman because of the long, manicured nail.

I'd take a bit of this finger too!

[Lockbar]

Does anybody remember this toy from the 1960's? SIX-FINGER!

How can anybody say no to a finger that fires a fragmentation bomb! Maybe this was in the Chili!