Note to Jen: that was always one of the primary purposes
Now just stop it! If Jenneypoo say's it the primary reason, then it's the primary reason. I mean she's a reporter and so has absolutly no bias at all.
No one's going to outsarcasm me! :-)
You are right. We shouldn't be sarcastic about Jen Loven. Everyone knows the shattering force of Jen's logic, the crystal clarity of her intellect. To oppose Jen is to stand against the march of history. One could no sooner refute her crushing command of facts than one could reposition the continents by sheer force of will. For Jen is the Prophet of the Age; in the centuries to come, her works will be studied by the world's greatest minds and worshipped by the civilized peoples of the globe. All future science will be traceable to her articles alone. In the distant future, Jen will become the sole example of excellence from these dark times, and will be held up as the paragon of virtue to be followed in all facets of life.
But her legacy will not end even after the last human dies. No, for a new race of sentient fungus will rise from our ashes, and will organize their society around the unattainable ideal of Jen's works. Primitive totems featuring her visage will sprout all over the New World, until such time that the fungoid creatures rise beyond even the accomplishments of Man. They will master the art of Time-Travel, whereupon they shall bring forth Jen from beyond the Shadow of Time to rule over them as Queen and Goddess, omniscient and beautiful mistress of Space and Time!
But, as I've said, we don't want to get sarcastic about it. :-)