[Jaysun]

Thank God! I was worried to death that someone may have done something REALLY despicable, like put panties on their heads or something. I'd like to see the report itself. The writer mentions a couple of short quotes and fills in the rest, which makes me wonder if this isn't an embellishment of the facts.

[BubbaTex]

HEY!

What the heck's wrong with wearing panties on your head? I usually do so when I'm getting undies out of the drier.

Used to bug my wife. But she does have a good sense of humor.