[dead]

I dated a girl whose previous boyfriend was in a completely vegetative state. His friends had taken him out for his 24th birthday and got him drunk. When they stopped at a red light, he got out of the car to run up and tell his other friends in the pickup ahead of them something. They didn't see him approaching and they didn't see him slip on the ice and fall under the truck. The light turned green an instant after he slipped and they stepped on the gas and crushed him.

The guy driving the truck was never the same either.

[monday]

A friend of my roommate in college took a taxi home after a night of drinking and stopped to puke behind the taxi after he got home. He was bending over and the driver backed right over him. Dead, dead, dead. The Taxi driver wasn't even drunk.

I expect this sort of thing happens all the time.
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Lesson: never, ever, sit, kneel, or stoop in front of, or behind, a motor vehicle. Especially if there are drunk people anywhere near by.