[kstewskis]

Someone I know had a pet monkey, once upon a time

(bet you can guess who it is)

He told me he began to develop arthritis in his big toe, because everytime that monkey wanted a piece of fruit, he would grab hold of his big toe (hard) and not let go, until he gave in!

[Northern Yankee]

Someone I know had a pet monkey, once upon a time.

In the words of Lennon and McCartney:

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey...