[WL-law]

Davis, 62, who remained in critical condition Friday at Loma Linda University Medical Center, was badly disfigured. According to his wife, he lost all the fingers from both hands, an eye, part of his nose, cheek and lips, and part of his buttocks. His foot was mutilated and his heel bone was cracked. "They don't think he's ever going to be the same," LaDonna Davis said...

There's your understatement of the week award winner.

I read, in another account -- it was left out in this one -- that the chimps bit his testicles off.

[beaversmom]

that the chimps bit his testicles off.

Yikes. His wife is right--he won't be the same. I feel sorry for the guy, but in the story I posted in post #25 from 2000, they didn't seem to feel too sorry for the woman who had her finger bitten off by Moe--they made excuses for him.

[Sooth2222]

I read, in another account -- it was left out in this one -- that the chimps bit his testicles off.

http://cgi.darwinawards.com

Darwin Award Criteria:

"Reproduction"

"The candidate must remove himself from the gene pool."

"The prime tenet of the Darwin Awards is that we are celebrating the self-removal of incompetent genetic material from the human race. Therefore, the potential winner must be deceased, or at least be incapable of reproducing. "

"If he no longer has the physical wherewithal to breed with a mate on a deserted island, then he is eligible for a Darwin Award."

First Darwin Award Nominee of 2005? I think getting your testicles ripped off by a chimpanzee certainly deserves at least an Honorable Mention!

[CurlyDave]

I read, in another account -- it was left out in this one -- that the chimps bit his testicles off.

I read that too. What do you want to bet his johnson went with the testicles?

[hercules304]

Yes they did, why?