The best title for this story:
Chimpanzees go APE!
Diet: Plant material, insects
and small but tasty body parts.
So the show begins and you could tell right away that J. Fred was feeling a little rebellious that day. He's on stage with the trainer and he's not doing a damn thing. The trainer is laughing it off and everybody is laughing that the monkey's being cantankerous and grumpy. It went on for awhile like this and then they said, with smiles all around, everybody's happy, that J Fred wasn't feeling well, and the show was over.
Filing out of the stands and away from the show area, we started hearing monkey screams like I've never heard before. Greeter of Presidents or not, Mr. J Fred Muggs was backstage learning a valuable lesson about acceptable works standards. He was being beaten to within an inch of his primate existence.
Everybody started laughing like it was extension of the show, and the trainer didn't care that everybody could hear the plight of old J. Fred.
Just a little wall to wall counseling session, thats all.
I bet J Fred gave the performance of his life at the next show!
"They don't think he's ever going to be the same," LaDonna Davis said...
Duh.