Posted on 02/28/2005 7:41:38 AM PST by DBeers
O well, we refused to go to Canada already because of their Gun Laws which make all of Canada into a "CRIMINAL PROTECTION ZONE", so I guess my WIFE and I (her HUSBAND) will just have to avoid visiting or doing business with the Canadian cesspool for yet another reason.
RamS
It will be interesting to see what happens WHEN they try and transplant the Canadian marriage from there into the USA. Imagine some kind of homo-activists attemting to get a spousal visa in contradiction of the 1996 DOMA.
This also makes "mother" and "father" illegal words since they are gender based.
The counter to this is Canada HATES MOTHERS.
hmmm... did not consider that -it is going to get real confusing!
Such a shame ... Canada used to be a great vacation place. Now their turning into the laughing stock of the Western Hemisphere.
It sounds as though it is time for Ontarioans to putting their Government into an Asylum. Even the President's multi-sense use of the word "freedom," in the Second Inaugural Speech, never went quite this far.
That would provide too much information, and would be biased in favor of the "A" designee. More likely, it would be Parental Units A and A.
Ping!! Ahhhh, here's a touchy-feely law sure to make you ... cringe...
What? (mock surprise) And use those old-fashioned, gender-centric notions which ultimately label and hurt? Not for these forward thinking (read: delusional) Canucks.
I love this part:
Nursing Homes Act
Will the new protection against discrimination mean that one's poor granny, recovering from an illness, will now have a gender neutral roommate who in a previous administration might have been 'labelled' male sex offender? What a Pandora's box they've opened.
"Maybe all the queers will emigrate to Canada?"
Great idea; lets trade them our liberal homosexuals for their conservative straights.
In theory that could work, but there are inherent difficulties with this labelling system. A comes before B. Does that imply a preference for Parent A over Parent B? Hmmm, their brains must be spinning a new one for this. Next for the Canucks? Removal of all adjectives from language because of the hate that labelling creates. Except, of course, when applying adjectives to the 'hateful' Christians, then it's fire away!
Imagine the paternity issues.
Will children be prohibited from taking their father's name?
Will women be prevented from having a married name?
Canada is certainly one screwed up country. We should send a boy scout troop to take them over.
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> Maybe all the queers will emigrate to Canada?
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i knew there had to be positive aspect to this development. you nailed it! they can go to canada, marry, get their gov funded healthcare. over the next decade or two they will be the greatest example to those of us remaining of how not to do things.
They's wacked!
In the original performances of Romeo and Juliet as well as all other Shakespeare plays, all the parts were played by men.
LOL -what about bride & groom, bachelor -etcetera. No more bridal gowns, bridal shops, bridal showers...
Canada is certainly one screwed up country. We should send a boy scout troop to take them over.
LOL. NO doubt they could do it, too! The Canucks have really thrown out the baby and saved the bathwater on this one.
This should be the impetus for some very nebulous greeting cards.
That's exactly what they're doing.
A few years ago I laughingly told hubby that we were going to have to hide our wedding pictures so our daughter wouldn't be embarrassed because her parents were actually married.
My joke is getting closer to reality.
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