[l00rk3r]

On a more or less unrelated note, it is a little known fact that Salman Rushdie's wife is [or would be, if she were still single] quite possibly the finest piece of @$$ on the face of the earth.

http://images.google.com/images?q=Padma%20Lakshmi&safe=off

[I won't post a hot link because the last time I did that, some damned prude here at FR went and got me banned. So FR prudes: you have been forwarned.]

[billorites]

Yeah, she looks healthy.

[caspera]

And here I was feeling sorry for him because he couldn't leave his house. If she were my wife, I wouldn't feel like leaving the house anyway. In fact, I'd put a fatwah on myself to that effect.

(Just kidding of course.)

[506trooper]

Good grief...hide that under a burka?

That's truly evil