When I was in a fraternity I was given $200 to go and get two strippers(prostitutes). I went to the ghetto and got two black whores for 60 bucks. Brought 'em back and tuned out they were dudes. I won't go into the ugly details , but let's just say a few of my frat brothers will never be the same. They were chased out of the party and I ended up pocketing $120. Good day for me, but needless to say I was never given that job again.
Does this mean they've been converted? ;-)
Blind Bart, is that you?