[Decombobulator]

Next week's headline: Hundreds of gays, lesbians to divorce today.

[GMMAC]

"Next week's headline: Hundreds of gays, lesbians to divorce today."

EXACTLY! - plus the article fails to mention the toughest part of conducting an "event" like this one:
The "couples" keep changing even while the ceremony is on-going!
"Do you Bruce and ... ooops, sorry, I can't see your new friend's face from that angle."

BTW, you hit the nail on the head with your "divorce" comment: this has already occurred in Ontario, Canada.
Two lesbians ran out to get "married" the minute a Judge said it was OK and then were back in Court a week later - of course represented by two more lesbians - to obtain a divorce seemingly for no reason beyond undermining the institution.