[layman]

"But then they had to come back to remove the menus, which featured meat that violated Islamic law."

Remember, Joe, you fool, that lying to infidels is encouraged by Islamic law ... so much for your blockhead idea of signing a nonagression pact.

[tet68]

What Iran wants is a nonagression pact with the US so
that when they turn Tel Aviv to into a smoking crater,
we won't come after them. (Not that that would stop us mind you,but then they would say we were breaking our pact,
Peaceful muslim nation vs hegemonic imperialists, etc etc.)