[Behind Liberal Lines]

I remember around Ithaca a man once gave himself a vodka enema on the theory that, if he needed to drive, he wouldnt get caught for DWI b/c the police wouldnt be able to smell it on his breath

[Sonny M]

I remember around Ithaca a man once gave himself a vodka enema on the theory that, if he needed to drive, he wouldnt get caught for DWI b/c the police wouldnt be able to smell it on his breath.

I knew kids who snorted booze on that theory.