"We will not be hearing the President report "
They don't call him needledickthebuttfu#%er for nothin. Henceforth known as NDTBF in FR lore.
We will not be hearing the President report that a group of FReepers with computer expertise managed to find a troll who broke into FR today. They went to his mobile home, abducted him, stripped him naked, tied him to a tree, and took film of people walking by and laughing at his lack of "manhood."
What an excellent suggestion.