[Wolfstar]

So what do you think, FReepers? Are they in love?

[diamond6]

No they aren't. John Kerry loves the other John. I just know he does!

[sassbox]

I don't know if they're in love, but it does look like Kerry's been slacking off with his Botox lately.

[Dilbert56]

...and yet, the fools keep electing us!

[BibChr]

"Can you believe they keep sending us back here? And you know what? They're gonna do it again!"

[Uncledave]

I was on the swift boat with Kerry, and he saved my life five times.

[anniegetyourgun]

"And you thought a wet willy had something to do with Bill Clinton!"

[rudypoot]

"Your cheatin' heart"

[My2Cents]

Biden: "John, can you spare a few hair plugs, man?"

[funkywbr]

You like that?

Yeah yeah, now do it on my ear!~}

[theDentist]

"Hahahha.... keep smiling.... now you listen to me, Horseface... Ha ha ha ha.... Hillary says you play your cards right and she'll let you be Sec of State... AHH-Hahahaa... but if you don't that house of yours in Boston is toast, and maybe you too... Ahhahahaaa."

[AppyPappy]

If Biden hugged me like that, I'd be checking my wallet post-haste.

[Radix]

Ok, so you simply lift someone else's information, put it down as your own, and then release your copy of the180. I have done it lots of times. It always works, almost.

[RetiredArmy]

Binden: "Then I said to Bill. Bill, is it true that Hillery is frigid? And, Bill, now he was not laughing, as he said, 'yes, the bitch is frigid.' And, man, he said, why do you think I went with those other women?"

Kerry: "Ha, ha, ha. He can't even git an ugly, rich woman like I did. He is so lame."

[1Old Pro]

Either Biden is drunk or he has high blood presure. Better rule him out for 08.

[Deetes]

"Lets skip diner and go straight to your place "

" l'm hot too" :-)

[Fintan]

I don't even want to think about where Biden's right hand is.

[Hi Heels]

"You went pee pee in the potty!! Good boy....."

[I'm ALL Right!]

"I could help you get over Edwards!"

[ArmyBratproud]

"It's all set, John. I even brought that red teddy you like so much"

[JoeSixPack1]

Hey John, it doesn't matter one lick what anybody does, thinks, wants or can afford. We got fat pensions, the world at our feet, and we both hold office. Screw everybody! Even when we lose, in this gig, man, we win!!

And John replied: Duh,,, uh-huh,, heh heh