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1 posted on 01/29/2005 6:06:23 AM PST by ruiner
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Start drinking. [hint]


2 posted on 01/29/2005 6:07:32 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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waste the salt


3 posted on 01/29/2005 6:07:43 AM PST by woofie
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Are you logged in?


4 posted on 01/29/2005 6:08:25 AM PST by Pete'sWife (Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
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If you can get the door open, just push fido out. He'll know what to do. Later on you can open the door to let him in.

Or an upstairs window will work if you can't get the door open.

5 posted on 01/29/2005 6:08:29 AM PST by muawiyah
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Got kitty litter?


6 posted on 01/29/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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Do you have a wood stove....spread the ashes on your path...works wonders.


8 posted on 01/29/2005 6:09:25 AM PST by gorush (Exterminate the Moops!)
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Coffee grounds work extremely well.They will track in,but are a lot less damaging than rock salt.etc.

We save our (used)grounds until we have a small bucket full;then put it somewhere to dry.


9 posted on 01/29/2005 6:09:28 AM PST by genefromjersey (So much to flame;so little time !)
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You're a regular pioneer.

Good luck until noon.


10 posted on 01/29/2005 6:09:51 AM PST by Fzob (Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
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Move from the ghetto, even if you have to walk.


12 posted on 01/29/2005 6:09:57 AM PST by G.Mason (A war mongering, UN hating, military industrial complex loving, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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dog urine has a chemical effect on ice.... it turns it a pretty shade of yellow


13 posted on 01/29/2005 6:10:13 AM PST by woofie
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Don't sweat it. We had eleven inches of snow last Saturday in SE Wisconsin and survived.


14 posted on 01/29/2005 6:10:15 AM PST by UB355
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Blow-dryer will work to get the door open.


15 posted on 01/29/2005 6:10:15 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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A few buckets of hot water should do the trick. However not if it is colder than about 20. Then it would freeze too fast.

Table salt does not work well at all and would take five pounds or more. You need rock salt.


17 posted on 01/29/2005 6:10:56 AM PST by ImphClinton (Four More Years Go Bush)
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Got playground sand?

Don't use cat litter, especially "flushable".

Ever hear of tire chains? (Not sure they totally legal, but man do they work.)


19 posted on 01/29/2005 6:11:19 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Deadcheck the embeds first.)
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so I need a ghetto way to

How Charming...
20 posted on 01/29/2005 6:11:54 AM PST by Vision (The New York Times...All the news to fit a one world government)
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" You can't be serious!" John McEnroe
29 posted on 01/29/2005 6:13:46 AM PST by normy (Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
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... so I can let the dog out without breaking our necks.

Why do you have to go outside with the dog? Tie a long rope on him, shove him out the door, and slide him back in with he's through.

30 posted on 01/29/2005 6:13:58 AM PST by xJones
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When life hands you ice, make margaritas.


33 posted on 01/29/2005 6:14:48 AM PST by Vigilantcitizen (#40, #92)
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this guy figured something out

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

36 posted on 01/29/2005 6:16:03 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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Duct tape on his paws. Plastic sheeting poo tent. Vodka martinis for the master.


38 posted on 01/29/2005 6:16:28 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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