[Lazamataz]

Blueknight's a police officer. If you can just leave your front door unlocked every Tuesday and Thursday morning when you go to work, I'm sure the police will be happy to make sure that it gets locked when they're done searching your home for anything which may be illegal or a legal 'gray' area. Thanks for your cooperation, citizen with nothing to hide.

ClintonBeGone will do it, too.

Ever ready to be a good tovarich, da?

[NJ_gent]

Some can't help but smile while reading Orwell's '1984'. Others elicit the occasional, uncontrollable, giddy giggle at the prospect of such a utopia.