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To: AggieCPA

Texas A&M is a fine university..the first President Bush has his library there..but I can't help but think of that joke about space flight..There is a science convention in Texas..The Rice delegation says they are going to send a man to Mars...The TCU delegation says they are going to send a man to Venus..the Aggies walk up and say they are going to send a man to the sun..the judges are puzzled..they ask how..the Aggies say they will go at nite..(I know it is an old joke..but still funny)..


2 posted on 01/23/2005 8:38:54 PM PST by BerniesFriend
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To: BerniesFriend

LOL I think all Aggie jokes are old or updated versions of old ones. Doesn't matter - I love em all.


3 posted on 01/23/2005 8:42:03 PM PST by AggieCPA (Howdy, Ags!)
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To: BerniesFriend

At least this one is flying on the shuttle! The last Aggie asstronaut strapped 100 bottle rockets to his butt and went into orbit when he farted!

Could not resist UT grad 1979 Hook 'em Horns! (the sign of the devil to you Norwegians)


4 posted on 01/23/2005 8:52:52 PM PST by nuke rocketeer
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To: BerniesFriend

They could go at night to avoid the heat. They might need a flashlight though.

They should be careful; an Aggie archer shot an arrow into the air; he missed.


12 posted on 01/24/2005 9:04:23 AM PST by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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