Why are you on this thread anyway, ?
Cause of that article I posted on Dark Fiber?
Ernesto! You have simply GOT TO stop cracking me up like dis!!! I dunno what drew me to this thread and it's crappy topic, except that I think it was Mr. snopercod that done did it!!!
Him and his $3,K MRI and his lame inshurunce cumpany. Heck, snoper... I got me wunna them there Sigmoidoscopies when I was around yur age and my inshurunce cumpuny that I wuzza movin to, wanted ta know why a guy at my age wuzza doin sucha thang!!!
So I tole 'em that I wuzza big phan uv Ronaldus Maganus whose magnificent colon had been scrutinized by every member of the medja to the n'th degree all ovur TeeVee, and since I'd just gotten outta politicks, I figured that it wuzza wize thang ta git done at that there time in my life if'n I din't wanna leave a widowed wife, right?
I mean I wrote 'em a bigassed ol explanation like dat an dey bought it hook, line and stinker!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!