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Iowahawk: Heart of Redness
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| 1/17/05
| David Burge
Posted on 01/17/2005 5:10:47 PM PST by IowaHawk
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To: nomorelurker
The "alimentary canal" line is a joke line that I remembered. Neither Faulkner nor Hemingway would have had anything to do with that line. And I agree that Iowa's style in this one is mostly Conrad, though he can disabuse me if I'm wrong.
John / Billybob
To: IowaHawk
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posted on
01/17/2005 7:09:28 PM PST
by
Fido969
To: DuncanWaring
Until G.W, silly. That's why liberals don't get why Iowa slipped out of their grasp.
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posted on
01/17/2005 7:11:48 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: IowaHawk
"My entree fork toyed with the competently-prepared lamb shank in merlot reduction, as I pondered the even more ironic irony that this ironic mission would take me to regions that were reportedly unfamiliar with irony."
LOL!
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posted on
01/17/2005 7:19:39 PM PST
by
rcocean
To: IowaHawk
You are AMAZING. This is classic. Well, well done.
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posted on
01/17/2005 7:25:09 PM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
(Socialism failed. Bush won. Wellstone is dead. Get over it, DUmmies!)
To: IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk
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posted on
01/18/2005 7:15:08 AM PST
by
eureka!
(It will not be safe to vote Democrat for a long, long, time...)
To: IowaHawk
Terrific!
I can only imagine the fear coursing through the veins of these intrepid explorers...
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posted on
01/24/2005 2:55:56 PM PST
by
Gritty
("the brains of our own students have simply not been adequately developed in our schools"-T Sowell)
To: IowaHawk
So when does he meet Col. Kilgore and the 1st of the 9th?
"Air Cav, Air Mobile, son!"
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posted on
01/24/2005 2:58:20 PM PST
by
Poohbah
(God must love fools. He makes so many of them...)
To: IowaHawk
After crossing the muddy mud-colored mud of the Missouri river we had finally arrived in Omaha, the last stop before our maps became strictly conjectural. From here on out, until we reached Austin, we would have to rely our wits and our training in journalism to navigate through hostile red enclaves. An echo of Kipling, as well. I can't wait for the next installment. This is achingly, sidesplittingly funny. Will Dionne awake and find the primitive chords of "In the Garden" echoing, breaking into his consciousness, along with images of the red woman in boot cut jeans flashing a knowing "have you been saved?" look.....the horror.
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posted on
01/26/2005 4:39:13 AM PST
by
Kay Syrah
(nice finish)
To: IowaHawk
Outstanding! Your satire is reminiscent of the 1970’s Poon.
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04/23/2008 1:23:16 PM PDT
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VR-21
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