Posted on 01/11/2005 5:05:32 AM PST by Keli Kilohana
UN INSTRUCTIONS: WHAT TO DO WITH $28 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF CONDOMS UNTIL FOOD AND WATER COMES:
1. Use them for water balloon fights. Use clean water ONLY.
2. Blow them up and twist them into animal shapes--like they do at the carnival.
3. Take two, a y-shaped stick and a patch and make a slingshot. Try to kill something to eat.
4. Blow up two and keep them for a possible life preserver--in case another tsunami hits.
5. See who can blow up the biggest balloon before it pops.
6. Try to pull them on like socks.
7. Fill them up with dead fish--i.e. make a dead fish sausage. Pretend to eat it. Eat it, if you can.
8. Weave them into a dinghy. Escape from your island.
9. Moslem Folks, pack them with explosives. Blow up something and kill innocent people in the name of Allah.
10. Knit them into a raincoat and matching rubbers.
All very sound ideas.
Blow them up for life preservers for the next big wave....good idea!
11. Put them in bananas.
12. Put them on cucumbers.
13. Bring them to your kids' health class in public school.
Save them for the next head of the U.N.
11. Inflate them and use them as decorations for Kojo and Kofi's going away to jail party.
Go to Vegas?
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