[wizardoz]

They insist even most liberal professors give fair grades to conservative students who work hard and support their arguments.

I have to say, just in my own experience, even though my views drove my profs to shaking, white-faced, blinking-back-tears rage, I always got As. Of course, they were a wimpy bunch and whenever I wore my camouflage jacket and old flight boots, they looked at me as though they expected me to grab them in some secret military vulcan death grip when no one was looking and leave them cooling in a stairwell. Heh heh heh....

[Ben Chad]

Too funny