OSAMA'S PLAN B

nypost ^ | December 20, 2004 | PETER BROOKES

[Critical Bill]

WHATEVER you do, don't dismiss Osama bin La den's newest audio mes sage. Sure, it's just the latest of 17 cameos by the terrorist thug since 9/11. But it may be his scariest yet. Why? Because Osama's latest appearance shows he's changing tactics, and he's onto something that just might work this time. Everyone — most of all Osama — knows that his al Qaeda movement is losing steam. Today, major al Qaeda terrorism is confined to Iraq, where Abu Musab al Zarqawi, not bin Laden, holds center stage. Cowering in a cold, dank cave for the last three years is causing Osama's stock to fall precipitously among the terrorist faithful. His campaign of global death, destruction and despair isn't leading al Qaeda to world domination as he had promised.

[Critical Bill]

[injin]

**ck Osama

[HP8753]

Osama is just 1 Nutball with a towel.

Kill him tomorrow and another nutball with a towel will take his place.

Personally,I think it would be great if we caught him and gave him a sex change,Then drop him back into some Taleban stronghold.

No...wait...I am Osama....don't make me wear one of those hot burkas.

[Calpernia]

Just an FYI, my 'ping list' knows; but for those that haven't been following, this latest OBL tape was released with a 'left follow up' to 'Goodby Yellow Brick Road'. This was said in email forwards to be a go.

But our guys seem to be on top of this :)

[Ditter]

I didn't read the text of Osama's latest video but it is interesting to know that he admitted (in a round about way) that his first plan failed. He is a miserable failure miserable failure miserable failure, like other people we know.

[mdittmar]

"Osama - Yo' Mama"

Click to listen,turn it up,sing along.

[wizardoz]

Personally,I think it would be great if we caught him and gave him a sex change,Then drop him back into some Taleban stronghold.

Great minds think alike! But I don't want him to just have a sex change. I want him to go through Extreme Makeover. I want him to be a hottie! Oh yeah. I mean, electrolysis, big ta-tas, eyeliner and lipstick tattooed on permanently... I want him to be real popular.

Then I worry that maybe I'm just a really sick puppy... Oh well. So I am.

[gaspar]

I would suggest that Al Qaeda cannot change tactics. For twenty years it had a dependable safe-haven: Peshawar (1979-1991), Khartoum (1991-1995), Afghanistan (1996-2001). In those venues it could plot attacks and support a world-wide Jihad. Following the utterly stupid attack on the United States the Islamist movement that was progressing at a sure pace was truncated. There is now no place where the Al Qaeda is secure; its banking empire is smoke; its charities which provided a home base within a safe-haven are gone. When Iraq goes, there will only be Syria and Iran left where an Islamist can go to hide -- and even there he will not be welcome. So, Al Qaeda can say "we will do this and that", but the probability that they can do so diminishes daily, and will continue to do so along as the West, and especially the United States continues its corageous course.

[Navy Patriot]

Yeah, Brooks is right, just as soon as Osama (I beheaded your momma) bin Laden moves to the south of France to run his internet overthrow of the Saudis, we're done for.

Or maybe there will be a nuclear accident in France.

[vrwcagent0498]

I think your idea is perfect. Change his identity and let him 'ho in Bangkok.

But I have a sick sense of humor too. ;)

[Right_in_Virginia]

Today, major al Qaeda terrorism is confined to Iraq,...

Moths drawn to the flame.

[Critical Bill]

Personally,I think it would be great if we caught him and gave him a sex change,Then drop him back into some Taleban stronghold.

WE don't even need to give him a sex change. If these guy's love little arab boy's and goats, then a little rouge and a shave should suffice.

[zeebee]

Whatever are you talking about???

[VOA]

OSAMA'S PLAN B

Heck, he's a freakin' genius.

By NOT interfering with holiday travel for Thanksgiving, Christmas
and New Years, he's enabled us American infidels to harm ourselves with
high blood pressure (from travel/logistics/finances), cirrhosis of the liver
(too much holiday cheer), death by vehicular accident, mental disease from
being locked in the same room with nutty relatives.

OBL is now a much more subtle, but still brilliantly resourceful terrorist.

[vrwcagent0498]

That's just...disgusting, man.

(snicker)

[Critical Bill]

Whatever are you talking about???

I was too shamed to show my ignorance and ask.

[Dolphy]

For those of who don't know, can you translate?

[xJones]

Following the utterly stupid attack on the United States the Islamist movement that was progressing at a sure pace was truncated.

What's interesting is that the vast majority of Americans (including me) didn't know anything about Islam. There was no interest, that was their thing.

Then came 9/ll and millions of Americans started taking a good look at the Muslim faith of the bombers and were horrified. It's 7th century backwardness, and the millions of Muslims immigrating out of their Muslim hell-hole countries don't assimilate well into their host countries. The host-country population is expected to conform to them, with their backward fanatical Imams and other such Dark Ages trash.

We never paid attention to what was going on with them before, we were practicing happy tolerance until the Muslims made it impossible.

[Billthedrill]

There is one difference between Khomeini and Osama bin Laden. We hadn't promised a bullet between Khomeini's eyes the first moment he popped his head up.

Osama does surface and there isn't anything in the world, no diplomatic immunity, no nuclear blackmail, no thunderous threats from the Arab street, that will keep us from killing him. It's about 3000 dead New Yorkers too late to be talking about moderation.