Pray for Our Sons and Daughters, the Iraqi insurgents (ZOT!)

Life | 12/18/04 | Toby03

[dansangel]

You and your hate-America komrades really pi$$ me off.

[zip]

I wish that you could have hung around long enough to answer one question; What is with this 03, 333, 3333 BS in all of your DU buddies screen names lately?

[MeekOneGOP]

'Happy "Sparkle Season"'

Merry Christmas! :^D

Elvis Snowy Christmas Night

[Fintan]

 

 

[No Blue States]

[MetalHeadConservative35]

FOAMY!!!!!!

[MontanaBeth]

A@@@ole.

[The Loan Arranger]

Maybe it's half the number of the beast? Perhaps they are Satan's "redheaded stepchildren?"

[King Prout]

Idiot.
I pray for the "insurgents" all the time... mostly asking God that they pop up in front of an American's sight picture before they manage to slaughter civilians or harm American/Allied forces.

[zip]

Maybe it's half the number of the beast? Perhaps they are Satan's "redheaded stepchildren?"

Hadn't thought of that. As a matter of fact you're probably right. They are too dumb to be Satan's real offspring so they are about halfway there. Good thought. lol

[Zacs Mom]

[Darksheare]

"For it is theirs to see everything, hear everything, and know everything." -Ambrose, a wizard in a story, speaking about cats.

[MeekOneGOP]

haha!

Toby! Here's what happens on Christmas
when you've been NAUGHTY, not nice!!

[Isabelle]

FOOL

[darkwing104]

I figure you are a big fan of mass-murders, Killers of children, rapists, dictators and terrorists....come to think of it makes you a perfect liberal...

[Clorinox]

"It's thou shalt not MURDER. God specifically requires the death penalty as punishment for murders, upon the credible testimony of two or more witnesses."

Why would God need witnesses couldn't he kill the murderers just before they were going to commit the act?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Did you check out his rant about the "neo-yuppie Scumbags" trying to remove Christmas?

[timpad]

Concept shamelessly stolen from aMorePerfectUnion

Rate-a-Troll for Toby03

Criterion	Your Score (1-10)	Comments
"Supporting" the troops while denigrating their chain of command	10	Our poor, stupid children who thought they were volunteering for summer camp. Even when they were issued their rifles.
Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal	10	Just another branchs of the CFR
Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule	2	Nah.
Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper	0	Need a lot of work here
Bizarre "facts"	10	DUpeville is not a reliable news source. Check out posts from just before the election...
Waiting long enough after sign-up to post	0	Same day. No good!
Naderite corporation-bashing	10	But it's 'Corprashuns' in RalphSpeak
Number of times "administration" is used	0	branchs won't do.
Exclamation points	1	More whining than angry. C'mon, give in to your hate!
Misspelled words and screwed up sentences.	2	Larger Prozac doses will help here. Mix it with Smirnoff and apple juice
Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals	10	You're ready for Hellary's divinity school!

                                                                                             Total:  54

About average. Or should I say, pathetically undistinguished. You can't even make the grade in the Troll world. Get some passion, get some dope and break your cAPS lOCK key. C'mon, we stupid, pathetic rednecks are just crying out for your wisdom. But fer cryin' out loud, don't BORE us!

[timpad]

Actually, it's 55, but I just couldn't bear giving you another point.

[MetalHeadConservative35]

lol!!! yea!