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Canada Goes To Hell
Legal pot? Legal gay marriage? Universal health care? What's next,...
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| 12/15/4
| Mark Morford
Posted on 12/15/2004 7:32:53 PM PST by SmithL
Legal pot? Legal gay marriage? Universal health care? What's next, free porn and candy?
Did you hear the screams? Did you feel the menacing chill? Did you see the black and ominous clouds, moving north?
Did you sense, in other words, the very presence of Satan himself as he laughed maniacally and tossed around bucketfuls of ultrathin condoms and little travel-size packets of Astroglide like confetti while riding his Harley Softail up to Toronto or maybe Edmonton to join the ghastly and sodomitic celebrations?
Because it's happened. Canada's high court just ruled that the government can, if it so desires, redefine marriage to include gay couples, which it has declared it will do almost immediately, thus solidifying Canada's place as the chilly yet mellow and gay friendly and hockey-riffic epicenter of all known hell.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Canada; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events
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Morfordite Alert! You've been warned.
1
posted on
12/15/2004 7:32:54 PM PST
by
SmithL
To: SmithL
2
posted on
12/15/2004 7:34:17 PM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
To: Texas Eagle
Democrat refugees?Like Markie, maybe?
3
posted on
12/15/2004 7:37:39 PM PST
by
SmithL
(People who are willing to accept everything, don't believe in anything.)
To: SmithL
Hey Morford, just leave. Ride Andy Sullivan's soft tail up to Toronto, or whatever Liberal Mecca you feel comfortable living in. I repeat, leave.
4
posted on
12/15/2004 7:39:03 PM PST
by
BigSkyFreeper
(Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
To: SmithL
Legal pot? Legal gay marriage? Universal health care? What's nextComplete economic and moral bankruptcy, followed by plea for help to the United States.
5
posted on
12/15/2004 7:39:20 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
(It's CHRISTmas, not Xmas!!!)
To: SmithL
6
posted on
12/15/2004 7:39:21 PM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
To: Texas Eagle
Bah!, let them come,
see, my greatcoat is made of hippie scalp...
To: Texas Eagle
Bah!, let them come,
see, my greatcoat is made of hippie scalp...
To: frontdeboeuf
my greatcoat is made of hippie scalp...You oughta make that your tagline :)
9
posted on
12/15/2004 7:41:29 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
(It's CHRISTmas, not Xmas!!!)
To: SmithL
Hey Marky, if you want to get married, stop whining and haul your crybaby ass off to Canada!
10
posted on
12/15/2004 7:42:31 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: SmithL
It's hard to believe how a country can be so messed up. Aside from the marijuana legalization,(NO I DON'T USE IT) everything this article mentions is unthinkable.
They are just as well to join the EU. I'm proud that our country is in full...well in a little over half resistance to this extreme leftism.
11
posted on
12/15/2004 7:43:44 PM PST
by
KoRn
To: SmithL
To: SmithL
"What's next, free porn and candy?"
Normalization of pedophilia. That is why Jesus will rapture the innocent children as well as His flock when the time of tribulation begins.
13
posted on
12/15/2004 7:50:57 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: SmithL
Canada is the spoiled ass son living in daddys basement; all the benefits of living with daddy (USA) no worries cause daddy will protect you (USA Military) and able to bitch and whine all you want.
Also reminds me of Hank Reardons brother in "Atlas Shrugged".
To: frontdeboeuf
When I was a lad I went on a sailing cruise with a couple of friends and a bottle of Yukon Jack to warm us in the evening. Great stuff.
Reading this column gives me a great idea. Why doesn't Mark Morford marry Maureen Dowd and they could live happily together for ever and ever. Their styles are virtually indistinguishable.
15
posted on
12/15/2004 8:01:29 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: SmithL
I wrote this to Mark last time, but since all his columns are the same, it still applies:
Dear Mark:
It's hard to believe your pro-sex column today is not a parody. Are you thrilled about all the children who are abused by adults fulfilling themselves, all the girls falling into prostitution, all the boys and girls growing up fatherless because their fathers have left their mothers to take up with other men or women, and all the fully-formed babies with their heads crushed from partial-birth abortion? Hard even to fit in one sentence the thousands now wasting away or already dead and buried after contracting AIDS through their wild sexual behavior. Wouldn't you like to change your mind and promote at least some restraint?
16
posted on
12/15/2004 8:04:29 PM PST
by
guitarist
(commonsense)
To: SmithL
Don't let the door hit you in a$$ on your way out!
To: SmithL
Canadians are so desperate to be anything Americans are not -- causing them to move closer and closer to insanity. I would not be surprised to see them become a radical muslim state in the next 15-20 years.
To: Patti_ORiley
You may be right. We may end up with a Muslim state on our border.
I pray not in my life time.
Frannie
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posted on
12/15/2004 9:04:55 PM PST
by
frannie
(I REPEAT --THE TRUTH WILL SET US ALL FREE--)
To: SmithL
Amazing.
I notice he fails to mention the thought police...
Oh, or the analysis that Canada has so far escaped a terror attack by, and I quote, "luck".
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posted on
12/15/2004 9:07:50 PM PST
by
swilhelm73
(Dowd wrote that Kerry was defeated by a "jihad" of Christians...Finally – a jihad liberals oppose!)
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