Posted on 12/14/2004 7:39:31 PM PST by Pharmboy
10. Had a heartwarming reunion with the guy who deloused him.
9. Put his name in for that homeland security opening.
8. Ordered one of Carvel's delicious fudgy the goat cakes.
7. Rehearsed for his role as Fezziwig in prison production of "A Christmas Carol."
6. Same as every Monday: "CSI: Miami" and frozen pizza bagels.
5. Pampered his beard with VO5 Hot Oil Treatment.
4. Asked guards if he could stay up late to catch Ashanti on Letterman.
3. Counted his blessings that he ain't Bernard Kerik.
2. Waited 13 hours for visit from Uday and Qusay.
1. Compared notes with Martha on life in the joint.
And I 'kinda felt a year ago today (like a lot of people on here) that this one major event would have the effect of driving the stake through the heart of Iraqi anti-American resistance, so that we could begin to get it under control, have less casulties, and get the hell home. One long year has proven things to have worked out a little bit differently.
Actually..this only underscores what crummy people the iraqis are..they know where the insurgents are..they also know that they are ten times more likely to be killed by insurgents..there own kinsmen..who no more care about them than they do about President Bush..
I'm beginning to get more and more disillusioned by the month the more this Iraq effort drags on and the more our guys are killed and maimed. All for these who seem to care not a bit for democracy nor westernization...so many want to go back to the burka and we think we can change them in our Occidental Benevolence.
(In his dreams!)
"You'll put your eye out!"
Top 10 Reasons Iraq Wants an Atomic Bomb - April 3, 1990
10. To impress the babes.
9. Already spent a lot of money on a beautiful leather atomic bomb case.
8. It'll bring in the tourists.
7. Tired of being treated like a second-rate New Jersey.
6. To threaten CBS until they give Brent Musburger his job back.
5. To get Iran to turn down the damn music.
4. Conventional warfare went out with bellbottoms.
3. Just to annoy Dan Rather.
2. When some son-of-a-bitch in a Porsche cuts us off on the freeway.
1. Hey! We're a bunch of lunatics who want to destroy the world. So sue
us!
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