[Ken H]

I Have Solved The Riddle Of The Sphinx, Says Frenchman

What does a man do standing up, that a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs?

Shake hands.

[ASA Vet]

Are you a turtle?

[small voice in the wilderness]

I Have Solved The Riddle Of The Sphinx, Says Frenchman

It was Pharoah Mustard. In the King's Library. With an asp.