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To: freepatriot32
Finally, the drivers will have to raise one foot and count out loud while keeping their eyes on the raised foot.

Go ahead and lock me up. I cannot stand on one foot nor can I walk a straight line. Haven't been able to since the labyrinthectomy that removed the gyroscope from the left side of my head.

Guess I might get lucky and win the lawsuit lottery if I fall and bust my pumpkin.

7 posted on 12/13/2004 3:36:38 PM PST by Glenn (The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)
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To: Glenn

Yeah I will have to go to Jail too, I have to sit down now to put on my underwear.


8 posted on 12/13/2004 3:39:20 PM PST by sgtbono2002
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