little kid in the back row:Ping me! Ping me! Please, ping me!
Posted on 12/11/2004 11:36:03 PM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
You know Kerry and Terry and Edwards and Beckel
Now that we've won it, they're so fun to heckle
But do you recall the most famous loser of all
Soros spent 20 million...and you ought to hear him vent
Straight down the moveon RAThole...that is where the money went
He would buy the election...but he got a big surprise
Misunderestimating...Dubya, Rove, and all their guys
When the SwiftVets came along...they were soon attacked
But the truth was on their side...for the traitor it's payback
When all the votes were counted...Bush had won it once again
But the RATS can't stop counting...what a bunch of girlymen
We're celebrating Christmas...they see their psychiatrists
They are still very angry...see them scream and shake their fists
They can't accept what happened...but, of course, they never do
It is so fun to mock them...it is something we must do
When the SwiftVets came along...they were soon attacked
But the truth was on their side...for the traitor it's payback
When all the votes were counted...Bush had won it once again
But the RATS can't stop counting...what a bunch of girlymen
Pinging the song list. If anyone wants to join it, let me know.
"No, it's just rain," replied Rudolph.
An hour later, his wife said "Rudolph, it's sleeting."
Again, Rudolph replied "No, it's just rain."
"How can you be so sure?" she asked.
Somewhat impatiently, he replied "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Now that is late night humor. :)
He only knew that because his nose was the scenter of his face.
I'm jealous!
(Slightly inspired by the old Capitol Steps bit about losing candidates, set to the tune of "have yourself a merry little Christmas"):
Have yourself a Kerry little Christmas
Cozy all the way
While the seat of power lies so far away
You'll be just one more lib in the Senate
Thanks to W
You won't live on Pennsylvania Avenue
So have yourself a Kerry Little Christmas now
Ketchup heiress has lots of dough
Lots and lots of dough, to spend
It won't buy you the White House, though
'Cause the voters know, my friend
Mondale, Gore, and also Mike Dukakis
Know just how you feel
When you're seen, you just don't have any appeal
So have yourself a Kerry Little Christmas, now.
Good one, Doug, thanks! I love watching leftists throw their money away on lost causes. Merry Christmas!
That was a great boost to the economy, thanks George {you freakin' commie}
Many thanks, trooper (and of course, thanks even more for your distinguished service). Atlas isn't too happy with me at present. We went to the vets for routine booster shots, and he weighed in at 89, a gain of about 8 since spring (although he doesn't look fat). So the word has come down: the one pig ear a day habit is over, and what few table scraps he had been getting have been cut off.
I keep telling him it's for his own good, but he's not buying it.
Oh no! Not Maddie's sweet potato pie the Pigs ears! LOL. I can only imagine what my Mastiff/Ridgeback mix would have to say about that!
She'd probably substitute the Taurus.
So much darn talent on one thread. These are great.
"This is the best election night in history," says Terry McAuliffe, the Democratic National Committee chairman and designated carnival barker. It is just before 8 p.m., which may be recalled as the high point of the evening for John Kerry. McAuliffe is bounding into the lobby of the Fairmont Copley Plaza, home to the Kerry-Edwards "victory" celebration and a mob of Kerry lovers -- or, more to the point, Bush haters. They are ecstatic, even though no network has called any battleground state for anyone, exit polls have fluctuated all day and no responsible neutral party is predicting anything.
It most certainly was Terry. Thanks for all your help in making it so.
Nutmeg ping.
How many times can one man put his foot into his mouth? Terry has to hold the Guiness record.
little kid in the back row:
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