It is a big Mexican conspiracy with Evil Bush as its leader trying to sell out the country to illegals and force anyone with white skin to be subservient to anyone with dark skin who may or may not know how to speak Spanish. Soon the United States will be taken over by Mexico and either we'll all be forced to speak Spanish, give 99% of our earning to Mexicans, or else we'll be sent for "reeducation". We must have a "final solution to the Mexican question" and only Pat Buchanan or Tancerdo can save this country.
Sounds like something crazy enough to come from DU but almost all is taken from posters on FR and only a couple were changed by adding sarcasm.
Remember, some of the people you're addressing can't even compete in the job market with illegal aliens, without driver's licenses, who can't speak English, who are constantly hiding from immigration, who may be deported any day, and whose employment subjects the employers to a risk of substantial fines and criminal penalties.
May be we need to do a similar satire threads about the delusional Buchananites and 3rd party voters on FR. :)