[bad company]

BWAAAHAAAAHAAAA! I live in Kansas and I love it. Half a$$ jobs are a dime a dozen here. Half way decent jobs are pretty common too. Twice in the last ten years I have gotten disgusted with my employer, walked out and gotten another job within a half hour. I live in a 1600 square foot house I paid $36,500 for.

In thirty minutes I can be in a tree stand hunting or have a line in the water. Hour and a half I can be at the theatre or at the Royals ballgame. Schools are good weather is liveable.

There is crime but the cops prefer it if you shoot back. (something about less paperwork) I've lived many many places, been damn near everywhere. This is what I like. I choose to live here. When I die, there will be no connecting flights, heaven can't be too far from this.

[Sunshine Sister]

Hey congratulations Grandpa!!!!!!!!

[freeparella]

There is crime but the cops prefer it if you shoot back. (something about less paperwork)

That is both amusing and frightening.