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They should check Sanndy Berger's pants.
1 posted on 12/04/2004 8:33:11 AM PST by Phlap
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To: Phlap

Get a search warrant for Sandy Berger's house, ASAP.


2 posted on 12/04/2004 8:35:04 AM PST by NonValueAdded ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" HRC 6/28/2004)
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To: Phlap

......and his socks........


3 posted on 12/04/2004 8:35:19 AM PST by Liz
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Dial Hillary's number. Or Denise Rich!


4 posted on 12/04/2004 8:35:49 AM PST by Prost1 (Postulating the Absurd does not make it legitimate.)
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Check a certain house in Chappaqua, hint, hint ;-)
5 posted on 12/04/2004 8:37:27 AM PST by varon (Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
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WHY hasn't Berger been electrocuted, hung or shot yet?

We demand justice now!


6 posted on 12/04/2004 8:37:47 AM PST by steplock (http://www.outoftimeradio.org)
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Benjamin Franklin Gates!

7 posted on 12/04/2004 8:38:37 AM PST by Snake65 (Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun!)
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I hope they didn't lose the Ark of the Covenant.


8 posted on 12/04/2004 8:40:01 AM PST by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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No No No You guys are barking up the worng tree!

Nicolaus Cage has them.


9 posted on 12/04/2004 8:41:22 AM PST by VIDADDICT
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Commentaries on the news should always be this easy! So many one-liners, so little time...


10 posted on 12/04/2004 8:43:05 AM PST by alancarp (When does it cease to be "Freedom of the Press" and become outright SEDITION?)
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...they need to find out his eBay id.


11 posted on 12/04/2004 8:45:00 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (if a man lives long enough, he gets to see the same thing over and over.)
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"They should check Sandy Berger's pants."

A good bet especially for that FDR portrait (problem hanging in Bill's "LIE-BARY") but I doubt that old Sandy glad handed the Nancy Regan photo. Just not his kind of stuff.

12 posted on 12/04/2004 8:50:04 AM PST by penowa
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Beat me to it!


13 posted on 12/04/2004 9:03:01 AM PST by softengine (Once you acquiesce, its all downhill from there.)
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theories as to where it went include old-fashioned theft and work crews accidentally sending it off to a landfill.

National Archives = clown car.

14 posted on 12/04/2004 9:11:06 AM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: Phlap
The FBI may want to check here:


15 posted on 12/04/2004 9:22:41 AM PST by SkyPilot
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“Were I to engage in a little 'literary flair', I might say it seems Sandy walked out of the National Archives with some PDBs in his BVDs, and some classified docs in his socks."(Sen. Mitch McConnell)


17 posted on 12/04/2004 9:43:05 AM PST by Jackknife (.......Land of the Free,because of the Brave.)
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CERTAINLY MY FIRST THOUGHT!

CHECK BERGER'S SHORTS.

His jock strap is too small.

Check his closet; his car and all his shoes.

Shoot. Just lock him up and move the contents of his house into the archives. Might save time and money.


18 posted on 12/04/2004 9:47:15 AM PST by Quix (5having a form of godliness but denying its power. I TIM 3:5)
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</sarcasm>

19 posted on 12/04/2004 9:54:39 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (New name for ACLU ---- TCLU = Terrorists Civil Liberties Union)
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Hillarys' closet or the clintoon library might prove as useful plaes to check.


20 posted on 12/04/2004 10:00:50 AM PST by freeangel (freeangel)
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OBI-WAN
That's impossible… perhaps the archives are incomplete.

JOCASTA NU
The archives are comprehensive and totally secure, my young Jedi. One thing you may be absolutely sure of - if an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist!


21 posted on 12/04/2004 10:21:55 AM PST by Momaw Nadon (By the time you read this tagline you've already read it.)
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I once worked four years for the Navy; every day I would bring home a pen in my pocket and every morning I would try to make sure I took it back.

When I resigned I searched the drawers and came up with over two dozen pens that I had somehow forgotten.

Odd, so many pens just hiding about - too bad I never found any missing socks.

22 posted on 12/04/2004 10:25:56 AM PST by Old Professer (The accidental trumps the purposeful in every endeavor attended by the incompetent.)
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