[Colonel Kangaroo]

I like the baggy shorts. They are in line with the Bible's objective standard of nakedness.

Exodus 28:42 And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach

[Randjuke]

I like the baggy shorts. They are in line with the Bible's objective standard of nakedness.

Exodus 28:42 And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach

Michael Jordan was inspired by Exodus! Strange but true?