[dead]

You weren’t banned because you’re Christian, you were banned because you’re crazy.

(The little voices in your head should have told you that.)

[VRWCmember]

That reminds me of the story of this woman who was grocery shopping. She bought small quantities of everything: a pint of milk, half dozen eggs, smallest packages available of canned vegetables, fruits, and other foods, along with travel sized toiletries, and other personal items. As she was checking out, the cashier remarked "you must be single".

Indignant, the woman retorted "Why do you say that? Because I buy my food and personal items in small quantities?"

The cashier replied "No, because you're so butt-ugly!"

[Mr. Silverback]

(The little voices in your head should have told you that.)

Yeah, the "still small voice" Christians are supposed to listen to is not the one telling you to shave your dog, post vanities and treat the Deity as a third party write-in candidate.

[TADSLOS]

Man, I always miss the good ones!