Clinton 'Elvis' Library to Include Monica

News Max ^ | 11-14-04

[pharmamom]

I don't think TWO blue dresses together would fit. I suspect the FBI or the Justice Department or whoever still has that dress as evidence!

[CrazyIvan]

"He ain't nothin' but a poon dog............"

[elizabetty]

The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.

AND - A tornado went through Little Rock last night ripping the Governor's Mansion off its wheels.

[Paleo Conservative]

I have heard Monica is now a Republican - The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

[GnuHere]

Colonel Tom Parker to Skip Rutherford:

"'Skip', I worked with Elvis Presley; I knew Elvis Presley. Skippy, your man's no Elvis Presley."

[Wolverine]

Full Text of the Starr Report

[bjs1779]

[jackbill]

President G. H. W. Bush has a replica of his WWII aircraft hanging in his library.

Will Billie Jeff have a replica of his pick-up truck with Astro-turf hanging in his?

[stands2reason]

"Bill Clinton is a rock star," said Skip Rutherford, head of Clinton's nonprofit foundation that built the $165 million library. "He is Elvis."

Barf-o-rama. I think the ETA's should know about this one.

[DugwayDuke]

"FYI...If you've ever been through Hope, Arkansas, you will see bullet holes in the exit sign on the freeway where it proudly proclaims, "Birthplace of President Bill Clinton.""

I've seen that sign and some of the holes are rather large. Also looks like it's been the target of thrown rocks, bottles, bricks, etc.

I understand from a friend who still has relatives in Arkansas that the sign is replaced on a fairly regular basis.

[bjs1779]

They successfully twisted it from "Lying to a Grand Jury to Avoid Prosecution" to "just a sex thing"

And this is what he deserves!

[citizencon]

You mean Monica's presidential-semen stained blue dress?

[John Thornton]

Can you imagine working at that place? Every day, hundreds of people are going to ask you: "Where's the blue dress?" "Where's the sink?"

[The Godfather]

Let's see, are they going to have a Monica wing with her thong, beret, and soggy cigar on display? Not to mention, her stained dress? What about a Clinton victim wing including Juanita Broaddrick, Paula Jones and Kathleen Willey?

[Hildy]

He is NOT a rock star. He is NOT Elvis. Just because the press says he is, doesn't make it so.

[Libertina]

ROTFLOL That was alot of fun! ;)

[Libertina]

Tacky. No surprise...

[Paul Atreides]

How fitting. I once heard an interview with Priscilla Presley, in which she stated that Elvis was the one who insisted that she wear the heavy makeup and the big hair.

[spinestein]

The thought balloon over Clinton's head in the picture with Arafat: I don't remember what we talked about on the phone because I was too busy getting a "Lewinski" under the desk.

[danamco]

Let's see, are they going to have a Monica wing with her thong, beret, and soggy cigar on display? Not to mention, her stained dress? What about a Clinton victim wing including Juanita Broaddrick, Paula Jones and Kathleen Willey?

They forgot to include the video of Ron Brown's funeral and the missing blood stains from Vince Foster!!!