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CONFESSIONS OF A CULTURAL ELITIST (Ted Rall Ralph alert)
Yahoo! ^ | 11-9-04 | Ted Rall

Posted on 11/09/2004 5:27:19 PM PST by bikepacker67

Win or Lose, Kerry Voters Are Smarter Than Bush Voters

NEW YORK--Democratic hand wringing is surrealy out of hand. No one is criticizing the morally incongruous Kerry for running against a war he voted for while insisting that he would have voted for it again. Party leaders have yet to consider that NAFTA, signed into law under Clinton, may have cost them high-unemployment Ohio. No, Indiana Senator Evan Bayh, darling of the "centrist" Democratic Leadership Council, blames something else: the perception "in the heartland" that Democrats are a "bicoastal cultural elite that is condescending at best and contemptuous at worst to the values that Americans hold in their daily lives."

Firstly, living in the sticks doesn't make you more American. Rural, urban or suburban--they're irrelevant. San Francisco's predominantly gay Castro district is every bit as red, white and blue as the Texas panhandle. But if militant Christianist Republicans from inland backwaters believe that secular liberal Democrats from the big coastal cities look upon them with disdain, there's a reason. We do, and all the more so after this election.

I spent my childhood in fly-over country, in a decidedly Republican town in southwest Ohio. It was a decent place to grow up, with well-funded public schools and only the occasional marauding serial killer to worry about. The only ethnic restaurant sold something called "Mandarin Chinese," Midwestese for cold noodles slathered with sugary sauce. The county had three major employers: the Air Force, Mead Paper, and National Cash Register--and NCR was constantly laying people off. Folks were nice, but depressingly closed-minded. "Well," they'd grimace when confronted with a new musical genre or fashion trend, "that's different." My suburb was racially insular, culturally bland and intellectually unstimulating. Its people were knee-jerk conformists. Faced with the prospect of spending my life underemployed, bored and soused, I did what anyone with a bit of ambition would do. I went to college in a big city and stayed there.

Mine is a common story. Every day in America, hundreds of our most talented young men and women flee the suburbs and rural communities for big cities, especially those on the West and East Coasts. Their youthful vigor fuels these metropolises--the cultural capitals of the blue states. These oases of liberal thinking--New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Boston--are homes to our best-educated people, most vibrant popular culture and most innovative and productive businesses. There are exceptions--some smart people move from cities to the countryside--but the best and brightest gravitate to places where liberalism rules.

Maps showing Kerry's blue states appended to the "United States of Canada" separated from Bush's red "Jesusland" are circulating by email. Though there is a religious component to the election results, the biggest red-blue divide is intellectual. "How can 59,054,087 people be so DUMB?" asked the headline of the Daily Mirror in Great Britain, and the underlying assumption is undeniable. By any objective standard, you had to be spectacularly stupid to support Bush.

72 percent who cast votes for George W. Bush, according to a University of Maryland's Program on International Policy Attitudes (PIPA) and Knowledge Networks poll, believe that Iraq (news - web sites) had weapons of mass destruction or active WMD programs. 75 percent think that a Saddam-Al Qaeda link has been proven, and 20 percent say Saddam ordered 9/11. Of course, none of this was true.

Kerry voters were less than half as idiotic: 26 percent of Democrats bought into Bush-Cheney's WMD lies, and 30 percent into Saddam-Al Qaeda.

Would Bush's supporters have voted for him even if they had known he was a serial liar? Perhaps their hatred of homosexuals and slutty abortion vixens would have prompted them to make the same choice--an idiotic perversion of priorities. As things stand, they cast their ballots relying on assumptions that were demonstrably false.

Educational achievement doesn't necessarily equal intelligence. After all, Bush holds a Harvard MBA. Still, it bears noting that Democrats are better educated than Republicans. You are 25 percent more likely to hold a college degree if you live in the Democratic northeast than in the red state south. Blue state voters are 25 percent more likely, therefore, to understand the historical and cultural ramifications of Bush's brand of bull-in-a-china-shop foreign policy.

Inland Americans face a bigger challenge than coastal "cultural elitists" when it comes to finding high-quality news coverage. The best newspapers, which routinely win prizes for their in-depth local and national reporting and staffers overseas, line the coasts. So do the cable TV networks with the broadest offerings and most independent radio stations. Bush Country makes do with Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity syndicated on one cookie-cutter AM outlet after another. Citizens of the blue states read lackluster dailies stuffed with generic stories cut and pasted from wire services. Given their dismal access to high-quality media, it's a minor miracle that 40 percent of Mississippians turned out for Kerry.

So our guy lost the election. Why shouldn't those of us on the coasts feel superior? We eat better, travel more, dress better, watch cooler movies, earn better salaries, meet more interesting people, listen to better music and know more about what's going on in the world. If you voted for Bush, we accept that we have to share the country with you. We're adjusting to the possibility that there may be more of you than there are of us. But don't demand our respect. You lost it on November 2.


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Is the mask finally stripped away?

Are you listening Middle America? These folks LOATHE you.

1 posted on 11/09/2004 5:27:19 PM PST by bikepacker67
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To: bikepacker67

While channel surfing CNN, MSNBC, Fox have conservative democrat tokens out in full force doing interviews. Guess what they're talking about? Yep, family values, and you guessed it, faith and religion.


2 posted on 11/09/2004 5:33:36 PM PST by sarasotarepublican (Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.)
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To: bikepacker67

Where did this come from? You need to post sources, along with links and the author's name.


3 posted on 11/09/2004 5:33:36 PM PST by sinkspur ("It is a great day to be alive. I appreciate your gratitude." God Himself.)
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To: bikepacker67

We've seen so many of these posts they are getting tiring but they are informative.

Whenever I read something like this I remember this quote,"Pride comes before the fall." People like this writer should be careful because when they fall from their pedstal it's a long way down.


4 posted on 11/09/2004 5:34:55 PM PST by Moconservative
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To: bikepacker67
So our guy lost the election. Why shouldn't those of us on the coasts feel superior? We eat better, travel more, dress better, watch cooler movies, earn better salaries, meet more interesting people, listen to better music and know more about what's going on in the world. If you voted for Bush, we accept that we have to share the country with you. We're adjusting to the possibility that there may be more of you than there are of us. But don't demand our respect. You lost it on November 2.

Waaaaa. They are so much cooler than us! I'm going to cry...

5 posted on 11/09/2004 5:36:32 PM PST by frog_jerk_2004
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To: bikepacker67
But don't demand our respect.

We never expected it Teddy boy, least of all from the likes of you. Oh, by the way, how's your back watching going? ...not that it will help. 2nd Batt will have their way with you at a time and place of their choosing.

6 posted on 11/09/2004 5:37:02 PM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: bikepacker67

Hmmmm... southwest Ohio.... the Air Force a major employer... Is he talking about Dayton? That's actually quite a nice town.

New definition of a liberal: someone who hates Dayton.

What an idiot.


7 posted on 11/09/2004 5:37:04 PM PST by Seeckt
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To: bikepacker67

I think this guy has found a "bit" and is playing it to the hilt. There is nothing genuine in that article. He is play-acting just to get attention. Maybe he is a Michael Moore wanna-be.


8 posted on 11/09/2004 5:37:42 PM PST by Txsleuth (Proud to be a Texan)
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To: bikepacker67

I wonder if this hack would be so arrogant if all those red state "dumbass" farmers decided to stop selling food to all the blue state elitists????

Food for thought indeed......


9 posted on 11/09/2004 5:40:54 PM PST by The Drowning Witch (Sono La Voce della Nazione Selvaggia)
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To: bikepacker67
You are 25 percent more likely to hold a college degree if you live in the Democratic northeast than in the red state south. Blue state voters are 25 percent more likely, therefore, to understand the historical and cultural ramifications of Bush's brand of bull-in-a-china-shop foreign policy.

Please, let me dispense with this garbage right now. Forget "blue staters" and "red staters", how about actual VOTERS? I'll trade him one "dumb redneck" for each "stupid urban-person", and he'll have plenty of urban-persons left over.

10 posted on 11/09/2004 5:41:20 PM PST by Paradox (Occam was probably right.)
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To: bikepacker67
Keep talking , You couldn't ask for a better spokesman for the Elites. In my years of reading Ted Rall, I have yet to see one article that wasn't laced with hate and loathing.
11 posted on 11/09/2004 5:42:05 PM PST by Cutterjohnmhb
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To: sinkspur
Sorry.. I meant to post it!

Source

12 posted on 11/09/2004 5:42:54 PM PST by bikepacker67 ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
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To: bikepacker67

Would you post a link please?
Thanks


13 posted on 11/09/2004 5:43:10 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: bikepacker67
These people just show they are not grown-up enough to run the country. I mean, this is like Junior High School crybaby stuff. It really is sickening that so-called "adults" would actually use the argument that they are "better" than the rest of us. "My Daddy has more money than yours! NA NA". Excuse me while I vomit...
14 posted on 11/09/2004 5:43:16 PM PST by frog_jerk_2004
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To: All

Hey, what about WI and MI? We're the same as middle America, but we voted Kerry (unfortunately)!


15 posted on 11/09/2004 5:43:28 PM PST by sporkgoddess
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To: bikepacker67
Inland Americans face a bigger challenge than coastal "cultural elitists" when it comes to finding high-quality news coverage. The best newspapers, which routinely win prizes for their in-depth local and national reporting and staffers overseas, line the coasts.

Ummm...there's this cool new thing called the internet.

16 posted on 11/09/2004 5:44:23 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen (#40)
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To: bikepacker67
Why shouldn't those of us on the coasts feel superior? We eat better, travel more, dress better, watch cooler movies, earn better salaries, meet more interesting people, listen to better music and know more about what's going on in the world.

What a self centered egotist Rall is. L0L

17 posted on 11/09/2004 5:44:27 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: bikepacker67
As someone who grew up in New Jersey, and spent a lot of time in NYC, all I can say to this asshat is STFU

I moved to GA, and am glad I did. Yeah, the pizza is better in NJ and being in NYC is like no other place in the world. But after 13 years here, I visit the old homestead, and am damn glad I left.

No open spaces, all now have condos. How about the 7 mile stretch of traffic on the GSP at the toll booths? How about the property taxes on a postage stamp, and the mortgages that for the one month you pay, I have 4 months of payments on 4 acres. How about smaller classes for my kids, and a place where everyone know everyone else.

Yeah, you putz, you remind me of that old joke. Men balding in the back are great thinkers, men balding in the front are great lovers, men balding in the front and back THINK they are great lovers.

You, master rall, are a pompous windbag, and I would guess you soul smells of brimstone
18 posted on 11/09/2004 5:45:12 PM PST by backinthefold (NaNaNaNa NaNaNaNa NaNaNaNa Hey Hey Hey GoodBy!!)
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To: Paradox
My email to Teddy:
If those of you on the left are so intellectually superior to us redneck rubes and Jesus freaks, may I make a suggestion?

How about we institute a brief 20 question aptitude test before citizens are allowed to vote?

Somehow I think your inner-city constituents would fail miserably...

chet@rall.com
19 posted on 11/09/2004 5:45:33 PM PST by bikepacker67 ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Why shouldn't those of us on the coasts feel superior? We eat better, travel more, dress better, watch cooler movies, earn better salaries, meet more interesting people, listen to better music and know more about what's going on in the world. If you voted for Bush, we accept that we have to share the country with you. We're adjusting to the possibility that there may be more of you than there are of us. But don't demand our respect. You lost it on November 2.

I don't have to demand it.

I already command it.

And that you have to keep reassuring yourself that you want respect shows that you don't have it. I don't need that reassurance. I already know that I have it.

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

20 posted on 11/09/2004 5:45:38 PM PST by mhking
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