Posted on 11/05/2004 6:53:44 AM PST by DainBramage
CBS has learned that apparently Yasser Arafat has begun a new treatment of Gin Soaked raisins and has been experienceing miraculous recovery episodes of near death experiences followed by lucid conversations with his followers and French Doctors.
The treatment, which was first prescribed by presidential hopefull John Kerry's wife "Momma T" Tereza Heinz Kerry. French doctor Luis Tornapart heard of the treatment on the far right wing web site FreeRepublic and was anxious to try it on Arafat. "I thought for sure it could not hurt any, he already had been pronounced dead three times by DEBKA and CBS."
Doctors in America are already looking into the possibility of approving its use here once the FDA approves the use of alcholic beverages in hospitals.
LOL! Don't forget they have to be WHITE raisens.
"I met a gin soaked raisin queen from Pittsburgh...."
new line for "Honky Tonk Woman"
I'm still worried about their Raelian doctors cloning that freak.....
I always thought they should have put a raisin in a bottle of teqila instead of a worm.
ROFLMAO bump
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Soon people like Christopher Reeves will be jumping out of their wheelchairs and voting democrat.
ready to soak up the energy giving miracle of what we call gin to save what the world media
will soon recount to be the saviour of terroism every where, Yassir "Lizard Head" Arafat.
A man whose only reason for living is to keep his followers whispering in his ear "what are the passwords to he checking accounts chairman?"
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