DFU SONG: Tuesday Afternoon (Tuesday afternoon, happy; Tuesday night, suicidal)

DFU SONGS | 11-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

,MIDI - TUESDAY AFTERNOON

Tuesday afternoon...the exit polls had looked good...RATS were on their way
McAuliffe's shouting aloud...it's gonna be our day

Sometimes you should wait...the lady with cellulite...hadn't quite yet sung
And by the end of the day, they'd want McAuliffe hung

Ha ha...ha ha

They looked at Florida and something's going wrong
To change their faces didn't take them very long
The hopes of Dubya had been suddenly renewed
The lefties worried that by Zogby they'd been screwed

Tuesday afternoon...Tuesday afternoon

Tuesday afternoon...they thought Ohio was won...and that their lies worked
Their guru Slob Michael Moore turned out to be a jerk

Now what would they do...their world had come crashing down...and they felt like dopes
I graciously sent a note...would they like guns or ropes?

Ha ha...ha ha

We finally beat the scum who trashed our president
They do not know what hit them, that is evident
The values that we cherish had come shining through
For years it's decency they chose to eschew

We finally beat the scum who trashed our president
They do not know what hit them, that is evident
The values that we cherish had come shining through
For years it's decency they chose to eschew

We're looking at the scum who trashed our president
They do not know what hit them, that is evident
The values that we cherish had come shining through
For years it's decency they chose to eschew

We finally beat the scum who trashed our president
They do not know what hit them, that is evident...that is evident

[doug from upland]

I know that we really shouldn't gloat, but maybe we can for just a day or two. These are the people who trashed our commander in chief while we were at war. They emboldened the enemy. They spent a hundred million dollars trying to destroy him. They sided with the Palestinians, the French, and the German. Screw them. I will gloat.

[JoeV1]

Hear, hear!!

[doug from upland]

KERRY COULDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS LOSING TO AN IDIOT

[doug from upland]

"This is the best election night in history."
-- DNC Chief Terry McAuliffe, quoted in the Washington Post, before 8 pm Tuesday night.

[firefighter302]

For the Zillionth time...

If only they wasn't reality (the actual votes), the Dems really would have had something going.

From Everest to the Abyss in 4 hours.... How did that feel, leftists? ...and PLEASE make it Hilary. Another Liberal divider, and another Republican win, imho.

Never happier,

Rick aka firefighter302.

[AggieCPA]

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. LOL

As much as I was releived with W's win, I couldn't WAIT to see the mass agony at DU. Pound sand you DUmmies!

[Montfort]

The lying polls were intended to effect the outcome in favor of Kerry. The Dems were not supposed to believe the lies. I guess they didn't get the memo.

Wouldn't it be beautiful if lying polls caused some folks on the left to get complacent and not show up? Perhaps just sit around and do some drugs and get drunk or whatever and celebrate Kerry's landslide victory.

[doug from upland]

HOW DOOM DESCENDED ON KERRY'S BID

[doug from upland]

Hard to find a DemocRAT who is not devastated --- CLICK.

[doug from upland]

I forgot all about this one. Tuesday Afternoon was always one of my favorites.

[doug from upland]

For the CD???